I asked my sister to send me a picture of the actual dreadful couch, which is currently in her living room. The picture is here. It’s nice looking, sure, but as I examined the picture closely, I noted that there appeared to be some menacing ectomorphic figure exuded by the couch, lurking in the Christmas tree. I have put a blown up image of this demonic entity here. I think they had better hurry up and get it back to its shed before bad things start to happen.