Wondering: Why does Barbasol shaving cream cost so much less than other leading brands? I mean, I buy the stuff, and I like to think that I’m getting a bargain–but when I’m at the drug store and Barbasol costs half as much, per unit, as Gillette Foamy or some other brand, it makes me wonder whether I’m doing something awful to my face by putting this cut-price product on it. Is it burning my beard off? Altering my genes? Making me sterile? Will I grow breasts from using it? Is it made from monkey sperm? Spider Eggs? Can I use it with Pop Rocks? Did Mikey’s head explode after he shaved with it? Wondering, wondering, wondering.

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